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FAVOOOOR BY HOLIDAY! Public Warning'm on the verge of collapse sin capital.

Santa Agüita del Carmen, Supradyn Active and / or vitamins more than I manage to wake up the date ... save the sheet and thereafter cause a miracle to stay in foot, one eye half open and the other half turni morning announcing an ominous complexion. To speak of the morning with frizz click and reluctance to walk. Dear readers this is the STRESS, typical Chilean classic status by not being portrayed by the commercial CLARO Silvio do not sing songs, do not go out in the note, pituteo on the beaches or a agarrrré strange accent because for me .... the summer has not arrived. I see daily the news with that many people enjoying the fine weather and beaches, a veritable martyrdom for me, I have a lot of work and that this writing is the most distracting and treatment I've found on the water of the Caramel. I have no holidays and just as I remember him is to recognize that the envy eats away at me, twisting the remote in my hands, my evil frown betrays my secret desire that everyone would suddenly come March, with fever Yellow and especially after Florianopolis and Sao Paulo, if you enjoy ... no more, I hope to reach their homes correspondence with accounts exceeding half a meter tall. I envy that! a cardinal sin in times of stress as does any work from July 2006 has no holidays. Help! Help! if Julia Roberts to enjoy our territory and I most Chilean beans I could not even throw me batting in the ditch in front of my house.

God! have mercy on me, slave of the system, low-budget public servant ... Break awaited allows me to take off this feeling of roller for my body, remove the weight of the world on my shoulders. Give me a break that has nothing to do with cardiac arrhythmias and headache in the hospital, give me a break please, forgive my cardinal sin of wanting to be in the Hawaiian my neighbor in the towel and rocking the lucky vacationers rounded bubbles that shows the TV

While Douglas Tompkins has not contemplating inviting the south ... Please include me in any scenario relatives, neighbors or friends, no matter if it includes a trip to the river with floating camera truck, or manguereo in any home's backyard, because the need has horse face regala'o heretic and no element watch the teeth ... readers understand my situation is critical in extreme agony ... mercy to me.