Just yesterday while reading a column in Woman magazine, I thought my blogger to write a column about my cousin Charlie, a character worthy of a Cartoon with onomatopoeia and all, is everything that happens in life fun well worth a few lines in cyberspace. But today, I find, in my role as empowered that my pupil is suspended for two days ... attack gave me hair.
Carlos Ignacio, was born on 9 July of '91, just the day they celebrate the anniversary of Pichidegua, so that the parent of the newborn was determined to call Carlos Anniversary worse the uncle of the child in Carlos Eduardo wanted to call question, which was the name of the father of the baby but reversed ... God finally took pity and enlightened listeners said "Carlos Ignacio", was both the wisdom that no longer remember who was the genius.
Carlos Ignacio, was born on 9 July of '91, just the day they celebrate the anniversary of Pichidegua, so that the parent of the newborn was determined to call Carlos Anniversary worse the uncle of the child in Carlos Eduardo wanted to call question, which was the name of the father of the baby but reversed ... God finally took pity and enlightened listeners said "Carlos Ignacio", was both the wisdom that no longer remember who was the genius.
Carlitos, was the first grandchild in my family so that his birth and later his baptism was delayed an event. And my nanny was bored with the "monkey" as we called them, Gloria and I were twins, and then Tango Lorena Valeria and the "little girl" but my grandparents face lit up this morning when my uncle to consult the classic ( they were not so ... recurrent ultrasound)
- What was it?
- MAN, Yayo said an inflated as pigeon chest.
And how could not you if all wanted a baby in the family, I was tired of going with my tata to the plot because he had made in the convent school that the girls did not walk with a shovel or pick chupalla ... so I went three coconuts.
When Charlie came home my tata naming king dubbed him "Bunny" at the time my poor cousin holds more than 10 different names because the Brother over his father inherited the "grace" some of the names are: Dada (referring to blended pure Carlos did not speak until 4 years old and just said Dada), Coni, (expletive in the short term the infente) Canillas Canillas de skunk, Canillas de chirigue, Canillas de zorzal... y todas las canillas que existan, Charlie, Charlie Brown, Charlie Badulaque,Charles Heston...en fin todos los charlies de la pantalla.
Como hablaba poco y lo hacía mal, se las ingenió para hablar con señas... y a mi abuela que tenía almacén le pedía un "Golpe" de dos en uno simulando un autocombo en el rostro y la Chelita volaba por consentirlo.
-"Dénle cocos de gallo", decía mi abuelo
-"Van a ver que a Conejito nadie lo va hacer callar después"
La madre preocupada pensaba en escuelas de lenguaje, en fonoaudiólogo o definitivamente Rooster in the coconuts. But nothing was more effective than the vile money in the magnificent momentum in speaking of "Taps." Uncle Mauricio gueno pa 'said names;
- "Gueón gave horse
-" PmPPp ... pmpmpp "
-" I'll pay one hundred dollars if you say horse Uncle told
And how Jesus miraculously front Carlitos Lazarus says,
- "Ca ... ba ment ... horse riding, we were all amazed the child could speak.
Once we walked and we had forward because there was a riguera (we're talking about the same field) and Charlie knew that straight talk continued falling in the water ... comes out and says
"mommy track ended, we understand that it was a bit " Indians coming " to speak.
Another adventure was when he tied his prized Christmas gift, Goliath Tanker truck at the tail of the Great Dane of my house called "Schwarzenegger" shocked Carlitos became a sort of spiritual retreat and went to the orchard tata to mourn under an avocado when we found him sobbing
"I am a gueón mu I" ... was 25 December. Try to fix what the truck was as terrified Schwarz ran several yards to fall to all mankind that their race means the expensive and unwanted gift Carlitos.Ya overcome the impasse of his truck Goliath enjoyed pleasant days with the "Chiloe" a mare "Ponny" who came to cheer the children. One day a cousin visited us from Santiago, specifically from Las Condes, who had nothing but admiration for the pet;
- "how beautiful your Chilota Carlitos is very beautiful"
to what the "diplomatic" answer thoughtfully alluded ...
- "Hey beautiful ... but ...", gueno pal ment gives us laugh now but was a bit embarrassing the reply given by referring to the frequent bloating of the poor mare.
That's my cousin, I could not talk, which came out in the garden Rey Feo, so proud of his title was called to take him to the barber shop and opted for a terrible hairdo "potty" as frack warranted suit and queen. a friend and then said "Carlitos is a plate."
And that over the years has been developing more stories and anecdotes, like the time I pulled a 4.0 in Language and the teacher will repeat the test to go up the note, convencidísima that was capable of much more ... in the second test gets a 3.0. That's Charlie, of incredible stories, with size and presise just to let us diphones of laughter, let alone while her older sister first took her boyfriend to the house, he tried all sports but kept hunting and fishing thrush Silverside, both species remain frozen in the refrigerator Freese awaiting a date to warrant tasting.
My cousin is the one that's always been "great" pretensions of grandeur, their job prospects began to be peticero (Who cleans the dung of horses and manages the stables), then wanted to be a firefighter, detective ... in summer because it gives hermit when you install a tent in the room of your house and sleeps there every night. Dog trainer, always suffering the disappointment of his dad told him - "Pela'o I brought a German Shepherd" ... and the dog grew up and without any phenomenon. That is what happened with "Owen" a kind dog with quiltro liebrero through a Great Dane and I know no other species. "Owen" was until two weeks ago his faithful dog, only bad thing is that gay and came out after the disappointment of his abuse left no heirs to such affection. For us it was normal see Owen and Kafue love wallowing in the grass, but we should always act with discretion as it was a semi issue covered by the owner. Whenever the subject of homosexuality from the dog was treated with respect, but rather a man Carlitos military (all day walks Bring boots and camouflage) new labor inclination, he was displeased with the theme of the intimate life of his friend. I promised that her birthday present of a German shepherd and the people, for now we enjoyed the Commissioner Rex in "The Film Zone" to make lighter waiting.
Oh my God! and now that I am the newly empowered have to go to make up for his two day suspension. I finally just picked a specialty in high school, "mechanical" because you have to say is very intelligent but incredibly blunt if the subject does not like. No passes or oil. But "mechanics" will be dictated by his studio semi INACAP, and motivated but with such bad luck that just was he who pushed the bag inside which blew a yogurt on the books of a companion. Just turn it on ... like when the teacher caught me Lala. That must be the curse of my profs average, Sister Carmelina told me:
- "hopefully Bustamante AIES teacher for students to touch you as unruly as you " and professional I am not only my cousin but it is so gueno pa height as me and with such great ideas like throwing a bag with a yogurt inside. My Santa Barbara blessed never say that at school with my friends were getting into silversides in backpacks, then insurance would pay all my guilt.
